I am a Victim. Team Coco. The Killers. Conan O'Brien. Britney Spears. Oingo Boingo. How I Met Your Mother. It's Always Sunny.. Instead of listing everything I listen to and watch, I'm just going to tell you right now that I like a lot of television shows and I listen to a lot of music. The main thing you need to know about me is that I idolize The Killers and Conan O'Brien.
Ladies and gentleman, a pimp on a treadmill. [more photos from last night]
I have been waiting all year to post this.
So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME
i think i just peed myself
so i’ve been trying to think of who benedict cumberbatch reminds me of for like 2 months now and i finally had this like huge realization that he sort of looks like spongebob when he makes this face
